Facebook Post Humor

Joe Lyons • January 12, 2023

I hope you can fully appreciate this (Little Humor for you)

You can post a question or a story like,

Question:

Q: How many members does it take to change light bulb ?💡

With the answer,

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Only to have,

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

6 to argue over whether it’s ‘lightbulb’ or ‘light bulb’.

Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.

29 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.

18 industry professionals to inform me that the proper term is ‘lamp’.

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that ‘light bulb’ is perfectly correct.

22 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.

11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.

24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs

44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.

12 to post F.

8 to ask what F means.

7 to post ‘Following’ but there’s 3 dots at the top right that means you don’t have to.

15 to say “can’t share”

2 to reply “can’t share from a closed group”

36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and use their own light bulbs.

6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said “f÷×$”

4 to say, “Didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”.

13 to say, “Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”.

5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.

8 to say they can’t hear the question.

3 to say Fake News.

1 to post “Get the news right before you post it dumb %^&”

20 to give up on FB and take their dogs for a walk instead.*****

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

And then somebody announces they are leaving the group over the light bulb post, and someone replies back that this isn’t an airport, so you don’t need to announce your departure.

Thanks to the person that sent this to me, and yes, I do laugh at myself sometimes, the one at the end I have found myself saying once or twice.

PLEASE have fun with this!