Girl Scout “Sweet Cookie Dealers”

Joe Lyons • February 24, 2024

When those Girl Scout “Sweet Cookie Dealers” come around, beware, my friend! These little merchants of temptation don’t play fair.

They operate in packs, making it nearly impossible to resist their sugary charms. One minute you’re innocently minding your own business, the next you’re walking away with more cookie packs than you can count.

Before you know it, you’re craving Thin Mints like there’s no tomorrow. Just when you manage to break free from their grasp, they reel you back in with promises of more deliciousness.

The struggle is real – to savor each cookie slowly or succumb to the temptation of devouring them all in one sitting.

And just when you thought you had a chance to stick to your fitness goals, these sneaky dealers show up at your doorstep with their irresistible treats.

Making New Year’s resolutions an epic failure, those cunning cookie pushers know exactly when to strike.

So go ahead, give in to the craving, buy all the mint cookies – after all, life is too short to say no to such sweet indulgence!

Tomorrow they will be dealing outside the Fin Feather Fur Outfitters from 12:30 to 2:30. and for buying 5 boxes you can win cases.