Three County Pursuit Ends in Ashland County (Humor Side of the News!)

Joe Lyons • October 23, 2023

Well, well, well, folks, hold on to your seats because we’ve got quite the action-packed story for you today.

It all started when the Morrow County Sheriff’s Office received a report about a stolen vehicle in good ol’ Chesterville, Ohio. With their eyes peeled, they spotted the vehicle, ready to put an end to this little joyride.

But oh no, the driver had other plans. Refusing to stop, the chase was on! Word got out, and a bolo (that’s a “be on the lookout” for you non-cop lingo folks) was issued for the notorious Blue Nissan. It jumped onto I-71 with the pedal to the metal, leaving Mount Gilead in the dust.

Not to be outdone, the Ohio Highway Patrol from the Mount Gilead post joined the pursuit, sirens wailing and tires screeching. They weren’t alone for long, though, as the fine Troopers from the Mansfield Post joined the adventure too.

The chase continued, tearing through Richland County, an adrenaline-fueled blur of flashing lights and the persistent soundtrack of roaring engines. Finally, just when it seemed like this vehicular drama would never end, a clever move was made. Tire spikes were deployed at the 183mm, puncturing the ill-fated Nissan’s tire, hoping to bring this wild ride to a screeching halt.

Lo and behold, the suspects had other plans!

Throwing caution to the wind, they exited onto US 250 at the 186 mile marker, heading westbound like it was their last hurrah. Unfortunately for them, lady luck had had enough of their antics. Losing control, their stolen chariot slightly kissing the bridge wall, bringing their joyride to a dramatic climax.

As the dust settled, our brave law enforcement officers wasted no time. Three suspects, two fearless females, and a bold male surrendered without a fuss. Hands up, folks! They were promptly taken into custody, quite unamused but probably feeling a tad foolish. With their wild ride over, they were escorted straight to the Morrow County Jail, where they can ponder the choices that led them to this less-than-ideal predicament.

And that, my friends, is just another day on the Ohio highways. Stay tuned for more thrilling tales from our courageous law enforcement officers!